Who is this?

Interesting. I’m glad no one has turned any of my accidental footage into a film, though.

Don’t eat sushi, got it.

Trump: I will make this country such a terrible place to live, you won’t believe! You think Russia is terrible? Just wait and see!

Millions of Americans: Fuck yeah! Let’s goooo!

It works hard, deserving of a promotion.

Yeah, I was absolutely being sarcastic. An Alpine just went faster than him, in Q2.

Perez into Q2, with plenty of margin, too. Impressive!

Long press image, “open in new tab” (or similar), zoom to your heart’s content .

But yeah, it’s annoying having to do that.

Now I’m picturing a faulty Javelin that needed the help of an ATV to get going.

How about: *leaning on an ATV

“Sorry, we don’t have time to investigate the murder of your family, Toto just got an email he didn’t like!”

I’m Norwegian and I’ve never really been worried about Russia setting foot over here. Even less so now, after they insisted on showing the world just how incompetent their military is. Lethal and capable of massive destruction, yes, but also disorganized, flailing, incapable of progressing a mile without throwing massive resources at it.

I just don’t see how they would get far anywhere in the Nordics. They might be able to roll across the border into any of the countries, but not with any significant amount of weaponry, and the response from the west would be swift. At least I hope and assume so.

Let’s just make sure Trump isn’t elected and declares his love for dictators, again, yeah?

Oh no. Anyway…

I applaud your time traveling prowess, Louisiana, even if you’re only capable of going backwards.

The proposed amendment includes raising the federal age to buy a gun from 18 to 21, banning so-called assault weapons and mandating universal background checks and a waiting period between the purchase of a gun and its delivery.

It… it doesn’t sound horrible, but I’m not American so I probably underestimate how important immediate gun access is to keep the wheels turning.

On 14 August 1903, while on a cruise from Chicago to South Haven, Michigan, six of the ship’s firemen refused to stoke the fire for the ship’s boiler, claiming that they had not received their potatoes for a meal.

Rather than give the poor guys a few potatoes they threw them in the brig and charged them with mutiny.

How large of an elephant population is required for an elephant brothel to be viable, let alone a huge one? How do elephants even pay?

I suppose you and I are very different from the majority of youtube watching folks, because I feel like 90% of thumbnails (and titles) tell me to fuck off, in the sense that they’re sensationalist and clickbait’y. And why do so many feature a picture of the host acting like he/she is attempting to entertain a 5 year old?

I had no idea sky daddy didn’t like haircuts. But, you know what, I’m relieved. Now I know I’m going to hell, uncertainty be gone. And… and, I can go sporting a fresh trim.

Fwiw, wikimedia says “between 1914 and 1918”.

The motorcycle is a Motosacoche.

Here’s an interesting article on the history of Motosacoche.

… her insurance company who said her policy would not pay out as she did not choose comprehensive coverage

Of course, and had she opted for the “comprehensive coverage” it would’ve turned out she needed the comprehensive elite package for them to cover bear damage.

The insurance company could’ve played nice, and even received some free publicity, but no.