I’m wondering if you’ve perhaps got “ask me anything” backwards here.

… yet they let Nigel Farridge wear that weird frog mask.

Trying to get 100% on all the collectibles in a city.

Tired of beating waiter every time you make pants? Flail a few galleons at the beginning of the week and finesse it for larder.

You’re thinking of Smurf Hats, Gnome Hats and Wizard Hats.

It means 'Hey Jude". You have to take a sad song and make it better.

Thank you

I wish they’d remaster them in the style of Fallout 2, or Wasteland 2 or 3.

This is great. Individually they’re all really well drawn, and individually interesting - but the variety and overall composition works really well.

Excellent - and thank you for sharing :)

At various periods of time, I’ve been unable to tell the difference between Val Kilmer and Kurt Russell.

I listen to or see and enjoy the adverts, then I don’t buy their products. They spent that money advertising at me, and get nothing.

Do you know how many car adverts I’ve seen on TV in my life? Hundreds.

I can’t even drive.

“Sticking it to the man”

An average cat is about 4kg (or 8.8 ibs).

7 Stone = 11.1 cats
8 Stone = 12.7 cats
9 Stone = 14.3 cats
10 Stone = 15.9 cats
11 Stone = 17.5 cats
12 Stone = 19.1 cats
13 Stone = 20.7 cats
14 Stone = 22.2 cats
15 Stone = 23.8 cats
16 Stone = 25.4 cats

55kg = 13.8 cats
60kg = 15.0 cats
65kg = 16.3 cats
70kg = 17.5 cats
75kg = 18.8 cats
80kg = 20.0 cats
85kg = 21.2 cats
90kg = 22.5 cats
95kg = 22.8 cats
100kg = 25.0 cats

Cunts, Paedophiles, And Crooks?

It’s true. I remember at school, some kids got bullied for putting their school bags on both shoulders, as the “cool way” was to put it on one shoulder, and sort of hold it on with your hand. “Oi! Two straps! Kick 'is head in!”.

With that in mind:

^ look at this guy with a little picture next to his name. Who does he think he is?

Oi, picture name! What are you doing with that fancy picture in your name? Do you think you’re better than us? I will fight you.

Yeah, but that’s only because the people that live on the other side of the river, half a mile away from where I live, are inbred, swivel-eyed, six-fingered, web-footed mutants who talk in ridiculous “wrong side of the river” accents.

When they say the word “road”, the “o” sound lasts 0.1 seconds longer than when we say it. “Ooh, look at me, I’m from the wrong side of the river and I’m walking down a rooad”. Pricks.

He wants you to think that, but actually he stole them from Xerox.

I think it should be okay to mock the accents of anyone whose accent is more Southern than yours.

When it gets down to Cornwall, it wraps back round and they can mock the accents of Shetland and Orkney.

Then it’s all fair.

Not that it really matters, but just in case you care, it’s probably a Lockheed Hudson or Ventura in the diagram, if you’re referring to the one I think you mean (diagram of bullet holes on aircraft which survived and returned from a sortie).

Is this a laptop or desktop? If laptop, what brand/model and how new is it?

Just in case it’s relevant, I had similar issues some years back on a new laptop, and it turned out some component in the laptop was newer than the kernel version that was included. A newer kernel (I think it was using HWE, or Hardware Enablement Kernel) sorted it out.

Woooooooo