Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

Rock Lobster by the B-52s?

Wahoo, I’m on a role!

Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra

Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones?

Fixing a Hole by the Beatles

Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas?

Empire State of Mind

What Does the Fox Say

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Listen here you little shit

The real romance story is always in the comments.

the Bacon Centre of Excellence

I’m sorry, but what.

“Women in China” ≠ One user on the Chinese social media platform Xiaohongshu

You’re asking for more than we can give.

Are you me? lol

A friend recently told me something that has really helped:

• We will all die one day and things will keep chugging along; accept it.
• Do not jeopardize your personal well being nor that of the people who matter to you; you’re boss won’t remember all the late nights, but you loved ones will.
• Keeping with that: be picky with your time. Chose and accept work which you bring unique value to. If someone else can do it, let them, and if the work must get done, then someone will do it.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Kijiji is very hit-or-miss, but you can find good stuff. Not sure of the market penetration in your area, but VarageSale may be worth trying.

Old phones stay hydrated.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.