“Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something”

• Mitch Hedberg

I didn’t know wasps did either until I bought a plant for my garden that is primarily pollinated by wasps. They were as chill as any other pollinator, not at all what I expected.

What was their explanation?

Anyone who lets their dog bark outside for 10+ continuous minutes (except in case of emergency) loses dog privileges for a year. One year added for every five minutes over 10.

ShotSpotter installs can be repurposed to locate homes of negligent owners who are annoying the entire neighborhood by letting their dogs bark unmitigated.

No… I was just in the pool…

And mostly scripted ads at that? I never really watch them either, but they don’t feel like the spontaneous conversations they appear to be, just scripted ads and rehearsed bits

Thanks for the tip, here’s another attempt uploading as you suggested:

This was the first spider like this I’ve noticed in my garden, but it was while I was picking berries in July. I’ll watch the blooms next year. From your other comment I did see a crab spider in my parents garden earlier in the spring, the legs do look similar *Edited with more into

I had a similar white spider between the leaves in my raspberries eating a fly, but it was somehow holding the leaves together, preventing me from getting a better look without disturbing it’s meal. Seems like I can’t add an image to the comment tho

Just the token light colored jacket guy every friend group needs

The person who actually spotted and photographed the basking shark is only referred to in the article as “Gallant’s wife.” She’s never named.

That’s what I thought. My Christian parents went from anti-Hillary voters in 2016 to pro-Trump voters in 2020.

How many plastic bags did that take?

Looks like a 93-97 Infiniti j30

Those road barriers were planned with such precision

I do both freelance graphic design and historic window restoration on the side. I did them both before my current full time design job, and do them in my spare time. I’m lucky that my current job considers 32 hours full time, so I have Fridays to do side work.

And jolly

I’ve been meaning to create a blooming calendar for my garden, your method might be the motivation I need

Is this a kid Rock joke?

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The banality of evil. A roku remote, Christmas themed tea towel, a Christmas snowman countdown calendar, and a suicide vest to and paying taxes