I admit I had to pause and think about it for a minute.

Reverse scurvy

I’m a real leftist who is not voting this US election

No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read

Time to ties some mini gourds into an anal bead 😔

What middle class?

Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

He’s like the opposite of based

Go eat some flowers!

Usually comparison functions are supposed to return an integer and are usually useful for sorting. However this one returns a bool so it’s both useless and terribly named.

I thought she was robbing people but that works too

You should try apple cider vinegar instead of white vinegar. I think you might enjoy that.

Support for search / direct jump to a searched URL? Example being to search for https://lemmy.world/post/10414304 and jump here.

I used to have a dev tool when I was first making the app that did this. This use case never occurred to me. I’ll add it to the roadmap.

Related: potentially have Android directly open Lemmy instance related links? (I know this one might be impractical!)

This one is (mostly) impossible. Google tightened up security for handling links. Now apps can only handle links from a certain domain if they own that domain (effectively). So if I wanted to handle links from Lemmy.world for instance I would need to contact the admins and ask them to essentially give my app permission to handle their links. I would need to do this for every lemmy instance so you can see how this is pretty difficult and requires a lot of co-operation.

Larger in-line image display on the main timeline… I feel like this is already in the settings potentially and I’m just missing it, but that in itself might be an issue or consideration for easily confused folks such as myself.

Added to the roadmap as well.

More like bears and whines

My husband’s side of the family enjoys putting salt on lemon and eating it raw.

I think I’m gonna sleep with the lights on tonight.

😏💦

I couldn’t find a version without the text. I used AI to remove the text since I’m out. Seems like it did a good job?

Edit: actually looking at the image now, I’m 99% sure the image itself is AI generated lmao

As someone who “lies for fun” (eg. As a joke) it’s honestly all about the delivery. It doesn’t have to be plausible. If you say everything with a straight face it throws people off.