But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.

Did he propose a workable alternative (actually asking)? Not that it invalidates the point one way or the other, just wonder if he had some “system” he preferred.

It means you should definitely try! And make a documentary.

It can be both simultaneously with the right enunciation/emphasis.

He ran out of paint and needed to re-dip.

But…ohhhh…

I’ve never seen a court sketch styled like a graphic novel. Epic.

Personally, I’ve started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. 👀

I don’t know if they degraded over time, but I unsubscribed from SmarterEveryDay because 1.) he kept trying to slip religious BS into videos and then I couldn’t unsee his whole generic youth pastor schtick, 2.) he kept posting weird Physics Girl health update stuff. It just lost me. Not for me. I feel like the glory days of vsauce are also well behind us.

He creeps me out. Some uncanny valley thing, like maybe plastic surgery?

$10 says they’re making it out to be a bigger deal than it is. Just find a video on YouTube and DIY it.

I wasn’t. :(

Was her navel everything I imagined?

Oh, snap, 6-7…0.

You do you, I’ll do me.

(Also part of the trick.)

Wait, you didn’t mean fisticuffs!? Oh, my stars!

And don’t ever mention the Romani, hoo boy.

I know all the tricks. I’d totally fool Penn & Teller if they’d let me on.

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

Help I’m being gaslit.