People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!

Biden is beholden to feckless auto worker unions…

They’re feckless but also have the president under their thumb. Makes sense.

settler colonists are trained from birth to advocate that bygones be bygones

Ugh I immediately thought of how reporters were asking the victims of the Charleston Church Shooting immediately after if they forgave the killer.

That’s right folks… The people telling you to “touch grass” don’t know what a sunset is. Reality is a bigger threat to satirists than any A.I.

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O’s.

Gee if only some drone-happy milquetoast centrist hadn’t put Blithering Biden on the national stage in the first place we wouldn’t be having this problem.

Hexbear said “Liberal say what?” And I said “What?” And now I have no choice but to use slurs.

This is just the plot of They Live.

Yes a school were tuition is 50K a year is a communist mill. Apartheid Clyde has to have some of the dumbest fans on the planet.

Seeing this gave me big structural brain bleed.

So glad the adults are back in charge!

I don’t always agree with dirt owl’s controversial opinions on piss but I’ll fight to the death to defend those opinions!

I CAN’T ENJOY MY TREATS IF THE DEVS AREN’T SUFFERING! These malcontents have no ideology outside of hating women. If you don’t really follow politics fine whatever I can some what understand being apathetic about unionization but to be actively opposed to laborers getting more agency is wild.

Flat earth is 100% a psyop.

Tbf people have been spoonfed ideological mush via propaganda from the womb to the tomb and the stuff American three letter agencies do is so cartoonishly evil it can be kind of hard to believe, especially if bombarded with multiple atrocities at once.