Pumice is a contender

Voilà. Fill the he/him/hole hole.

Portuguese shouldn’t be too hard, really

To read? Absolutely. To understand, even though I speak some other Romance languages? Just no.

The head of the NRA had a hard time aiming for an elephant that if I recall correctly had already been shot. So in conclusion, there will be no gun control if it’s just kids being slaughtered in schools. But CEOs in Midtown? Win–win.

Someone with my motives might have killed a CEO the other day and so I’m trynna lay low too just in case

Mostly rhetorically, and without an ability to adopt this dog myself, what would vigilante justice look like in this situation?

Gal Fox enters chat

Bahahhahhahhahhahahaaha. They’re pretty successful at sending Trump to Washington. Two outta three ain’t bad.

Wow—please tell us which translations you’re referring to

First one, then the other. Their Patreon gets a huge bump every time they do it.

I have been told that Lemmy leans ever so slightly left of center if not out right progressive. If you squint, you might catch a glimpse some day.

This sounds like a completely reasonable reason to skip using napkins. I love nostalgia and scent and have a few people I wish I could smell again.

No, my friend can’t use their napkins because they’re too high quality to be used. Such high quality that they’re never used. But never-used napkins that don’t smell like your late father’s room are not high quality at all. I think they’re effectively worthless.

My friend has a set of napkins that is so important that they have never been used. Drives me bonkers.

“and according to my new wall art, this is the room where we live, laugh, and/or love. Namaste”

Why is Biscay lmao?

I’m sorry, what kinda big ocean?

Them: faggot

Me: don’t be so jelly 💅

math teacher

He’s actually a guy and he’s a meth teacher.

I no longer say things like “Miss Lindsey Graham can take it in the ass as often as she likes and she puts the ‘smart’ in ᴅᴜᴍ sᴘɪʀᴏ sᴘᴇʀᴏ”, because I’m a good person.

Eh?