Isn’t it forbidden to be a democrat in Texas?

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

I see this as an absolute win.

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you’ll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

Sadly, I’m not a dog.

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

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Thank you, for your service. I appreciate your sacrifice.

yes, especially almonds

No, I hate Mondays. Even, if I’m on holiday I hate Mondays but I also hate every other day of the week. The only thing I hate more than Mondays is meself.

Because the GTA:Trilogie was such a great work I’m sure this won’t be a have ass either.

7 years of Gilmore Girls is also a way darker part of the states history too.

I don’t even know a girl.

I got rejected Story of my sex life.

Finally, I knew he would be the perfect fit for Chell in the Portal movie.

I like pluto but pluto only got his status as dwarf planet so a certain astronomers get less angry nonetheless Pluto is an asteroid.

So much fuss about a glorified asteroid.

You can (nearly) always make new ones.

So Windows will look people out, who use their product, while stuffing AI in every opening?

You can clearly see he dropped his phone on purpose.