

I’m also missing out on being in jail
Do you have to pay less when you order a footlong at Subway?
Oooh, someone’s about to lose their checkmark!
Unless they suddenly do a new song on the inauguration. Something like “Butt fucking the USA” or so
What’s wrong about “be a tit”?
To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
Thank you for that link. I might have learned something new about myself.
Melting some grated cheese in a spoon with a lighter
It’s a well oiled machine that turns the greed of some people into the misery for other people
They did! They wrote “username checks out”
Bless the profits
He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul
Sorry, Adolphe Sax was from Belgium
I don’t know … I like the scrunched up paper noises my skin makes whenever I move
Well, that would indeed bring all the boys to the yard
Sheetcar in the sheets
Christmas on Elm Street