unrelated events surely

let’s not move the statue of liberty then

yet another example of how nothing you can possibly worldbuild could ever be weirder than reality

better yes, thank!

they’re also only kept from reaching immortality by their shells physical dimensions iirc?
the sea is a weird and wacky place

please be taken out context please

otherkins and therians aren’t a kink, they’re people* individuals who like to think of themselves as non-human, usually animals but it’s possible for them to be robots or AIs too.

also safe search is pretty good nowdays, save for some unpredictable algorithmic fuckup the days of looking up blue waffles and getting hit with diseased vaginas are over

~* Some may object over being called people but i can’t think of any other word that wouldn’t have me repeating myself~

your edit was so stealthy if befuddled even the formatter

no no the character is themselves a pool toy

fair. the popular tab is built on the work of pioneers like you

few words of advice:
e621 has a sister site called e926.net that’s basically just e621 with a hardcoded rating:safe filter,
and you should always add either order:score or order:favcount at the end of the search because by default it’s sorted from newest post to last and new posts can have mistakes including missing solely needed tags or having the wrong rating.

specifically characters that are pooltoys, as in made of air-filled smooth squeaky plastics

what would the boston tea party equivalent for america be? dumping an entire mcdonalds worth in the sewers?

:3

here you go love

did some digging and found a higher quality image:

and i think i found the artist, but i can’t seem to find the original post unfortunately

i find that using tone indicators was a good habit to get into, they’re a bit clunky yea but sarcasm is hard to parse by itself, let alone through text and god forbid if you have some neurodivergence on top of it all. if two characters are all thats needed to save a collective 5 minutes of human life i see no reason not type them.

this is how you end up with that immortal snail that kills you

[David Attenborough voice] And here we see the average lemmy user, whose hatred for microsoft is so great as to overpower their ability to parse basic metaphor, Truly a remarkable creature.
They will spend the rest of their day tweaking config files and contemplating distrohopping. /j

they say they provide a service, one most would agree is useful to society. they then use that power to gain immunity over their actions, to the tune of hundreds if not thousands of people justifying their violence one way or another.

switching cops out for some other professions is meant to show how ludicrous it is that police brutality is a thing is. because if literally any other group of people had the same problems it would be assault.