Got so excited with the punchline that could barely write it legibly

I just block everything that has the words “news” or “meme” in them. That already avoids you 90% of bad news and disgrace.

Dick

Fuck off, this isn’t reddit

What are the little flaps on the sides?

Who is she? I can’t keep up with these new actors anymore.

No, not misleading at all, that’s fine.

Look at them prudes implying that sex is not a beautiful and natural thing.

Wtf, just forget about it. What’s the point to bring this up now? Then what? A couple more years and you remember another little dirty detail from that night and put her through this all over again? You had your chance to be honest. Those are past waters now. Bringing this up again would just be a self serving way of using her to clear up your conscience.

Alexander the great

lol, stick your face in there dude!

Of course it’s not the right place, what’s aww about a cat with a bite hole in its face?

Stop using your (?) injured cat to fish for stranger’s money.

People who use spaces are not taping space space space space space space space space. Their tapping the tab key all the same.

Wow, super newsworthy. Even included some bs about “colorful language”. Can’t let a thing like that go by without trying to entice some internet drama.

Typical for a group of people that probably dedicated their whole careers to Windows. Could have just put it plainly that they don’t want to pay engineers that have the skills to do this on Linux.

Indeed there are.

Do you happen to have a bag of rice somewhere in a cupboard?

In the face of “endless sins”, knees buckling seems like a pretty mild punishment. Count me in.

This is good stuff right here.

Image description: A three pane comic depicting an office setting. In the first pane a men with bags under his eyes and a cup of coffee asks “Hey! What’s going on?” while two men and a woman stand exasperated behind a men who looks at the computer screen while smiling. In the second pane the coffee drinker spits his coffee and drops the mug while in the standing trio, the woman screams “Sick bastard” towards the person on the computer, one man covers his mouth while his hair turns gray and the second man rips his own hair. The men on the computer does a thumbs up, still smiling. The third pane shows the computer screen which contains a “brute force attack protection” programming code. The code reads "If is password correct and is first login attempt, then error: wrong login or password "