They ruined Linux!

That’s the Asterix version of Caesar, specifically. Wonder if it’s an official product, or fan made?

Will no one rid us of this turbulent politician?

Okay, but why does she like him?

the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow

Kamala’s still figuring out how to aim the hurricanes properly.

He said a chance, not that it would actually happen!

True, true, he wouldn’t know him on sight. He’s probably seen lots of golden protocol droids.

Do I want to know how he obtained that…?

Elon’s a narcissist, your brother is not.

Well, computers don’t have distinct numbers/names they’re called by, either. There’s only one C-3P0 and Anakin called him that when he built him.

It makes sense that Israel would use Germany’s past to guilt-trip it into doing whatever it wants.

I didn’t know there were places that even asked that.

“Good night” doesn’t HAVE to mean “have a good sleep.” That’s diurnalcentrist thinking.

Why does Biden need PR when he’s a lame duck?

Maybe every time sapient life manages to evolve to dominate a planet, being selfish pricks like us is the only way their species was able to survive to get to that point, so they always end up destroying themselves. Would explain the Fermi paradox.

I think it would be harder because not only are droids more complex, but he had to source all his parts from a junkyard.

I was being hyperbolic. The original usage is completely incorrect, because if nobody said nothing, then everybody said something.

Considering he was a standard protocol droid (E chu ta!), he probably built him from the scrap of previously deactivated ones. Still impressive, but certainly not “from scratch.”

She needs to aim it farther south to hit Mar-a-Lago, then.