Yes, I am indeed applying for this full time role.

50 characters. Dammit!

Neither Kite Man nor Harley Quinn have been officially renewed, but hopefully we’ll get them both next year!

What I thought of immediately.

That poor guy. This is hard to watch (because the trainer doesn’t get mauled like he deserves to be).

Punctuation is as important as words used to be comprehensible.

Holy roller.

I never think about anything other than the logistics of washing myself when in the shower. I have all my “shower thoughts” throughout the day instead.

You can see the comments responding to a person you’ve blocked? Is it an app thing? I don’t think I can on desktop.

Apparently people from Vienna are all wieners!

I can’t think of any way this is a negative.

I guess the English equivalent would be Viennese bread, then.

If a genie wants to be an ass, nothing you say will save you. However, if they’re just being literal with no ill intent, choosing your words extremely carefully would be beneficial.

https://www.elly-hates-everything.com/