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It’s in the basement along the the skeletal remains of Lyman.
She tried but she couldn’t read the application.
I put Jack in my soda.
At the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
Correct!
Talking out of turn? That’s a paddling
Looking out the window? That’s a paddling
Staring at my sandals? That’s a paddling
Paddling the school canoe? Oh you’d better believe that’s a paddling
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.
I had a WWJD bracelet at one point in time. The late 90s were weird like that.
I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.
The one where Homer gets raped by a panda.
Bomp bomp bomp bomp
You are correct!
Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
Fools Gauntlet would’ve set up for Joker needs food badly memes.
How is ranked choice voting like a March Madness bracket? I thought ranked choice voting was where you rank candidates based on preference. A bracket is basically a series of binomial choices and would be closer to the system we have now.
Le grille? What the hell is that?
Not if you ask the Mormons.
What’s you talkin’ about?
Some others:
The interviewer reeks of desperation
The “interview” feels more like a sales pitch
The interviewer invokes rock stars or ninjas