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I’ve got more than my share of typos, but they aren’t always as funny :)

Peoper editing

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Closer would have been actually being grazed by a bulllet…

I was commenting mostly on this one user having posted three articles about bluesky to Technology in about an hour.

Yeah, but it didn’t get him the attention he wanted so he stopped trying.

Chicken scratch.

No visual shots of Trump are going to be as close as you looking at your own body.

Why would someone who plasters orange concealer all over his face in an attempt to not look like the pale ghoul that he is cover an imperfection with makeup?

I have no idea why a vain person would do that. It just isn’t like vain people to cover up small imperfections!

That was a lot more adorable than I was expecting.

He got nicked by some shrapnel that did so little damage that you couldn’t even tell it ever happened when his ear diaper came off.

An impact from a blunt object like a bullet would absolutely show damage, and clipping an ear would have to take a piece off.

If it was clipped by a sharp piece of broken glass or plastic it might, because cuts from sharp objects can bleed a lot but be pressed together and heal pretty well. My wife cut her finger on broken glass last week and it bled like crazy at first, but with a little pressure and a bandage for a couple of days you could barely tell it ever happened.

Trump was nicked by some shrapnel and played it up as being hit by the bullet for his base.

Trump is appointing a pedo to be Attorney General.

Trump is a pedo.

One is a lie is based on projection and the other is pointing out that pedos are pedos.

Probably because Trump hates real dogs.

It is a one off issue for a country that wouldn’t have been a possibility if they hadn’t left the EU. They set themselves up for the chance of failure.

It really shows there’s a Hitler in every single one of us

No, it shows there is a Hitler in a lot of people, not in everyone.

Matchmaking ranking.

Don’t remember ever seeing one of the hats in person, but that could be due to moatly avoiding that type of person or setting where they would be worn.

The stupid flags were fucking everywhere from 2016 through 2021. Saw a few flags this year, but not nearly as many as apparently the novelty wore off even though most people in the state voted for that jackass again because Americans don’t ever learn from their mistakes.

Same as his first term.

It’s too late for herd immunity, the general population forgot how it was before vaccines and it is just triage at this point.