Google forced my assistant to change to Gemini. The only thing that cursed machine has ever heard me say is “how do I switch back to the old Google Assistant?”

REISUB. I own you machine, and you will do as I say. Reboot.

dril? Satire? He’s the height of intellectualism

At least, I think he’s the highest intellectual out there

Nah, Jesus was cool. Today is about sharing the body, the blood, and the blunt of Christ

It might be a good idea to look for alternative ways to vandalise Tesla’s that don’t have harsh punishments associated with them.

One popular method of destroying cybertrucks is simply treating them like a normal car. Perhaps Owen should have vandalized their neighbor’s car by giving it a good rinse? That tends to brick these dumpsters

I’m sure this person really appreciates this warning about a person that they know and you don’t

Fun related fact, Facebook has an account for you even if you don’t have a Facebook account, and your Facebook account has all sorts of information like relationships and employment status.

This is because all of your friends have Facebook accounts, and all of them give the platform access to their contacts, so Facebook knows that you’re “John Smith,” “John work,” “John tech support,” “John coworker,” etc. They also know your email, thanks to your HR lady storing that alongside your phone number

Yes, that’s the psyop working

Imagine your preindustrial ancestors having this feeling

Damn I really struck a nerve. My preindustrial ancestors would have shared a house between three generations, like most humans across the world and throughout history

Strands #411
“On the board”
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Embarrassing, hopefully tomorrow’s is easier

Nope, it was even worse

Strands #412
“___ a ___”
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Probably a bunch. The Android versus iPhone debate belongs in 2013. The only difference between a modern Samsung and a modern iPhone is that Samsung makes better cameras

I’ll believe that Silksong releases this year when it’s on my Xbox and I’m playing it, and not a moment sooner

Wrt to gaming and other entertainment media, it’s only easy to find the gems now because the dirt has mostly been sifted out of the old stuff. There’s a reason you still hear people talking about Cowboy Bebop, and not Brain Powerd

Then again you also hear people talking about Elfen Lied but not NieA_7, so what do I know?

This mf posted this before someone found an easy and cost-effective way to make large parabolic mirrors

That’s 70 miles a day, for anyone who doesn’t want to do the math. I don’t know where Hinton lives, but that’s almost two laps around all of the highways surrounding the city I live in. That’s 2 hours of driving on surface roads, not including stop lights and stop signs.

I wonder how much money Tesla has saved by breaking the law this way?

My girl got a piece of plastic stuck between her teeth like floss and started panicking

Found her playing with another piece of the same kind of plastic the next day lmao

I have a 3d printer. My cat finds bits of filament that I do not remember printing

All of them, I never skip the opening. But my top 5 favorites are

Land of the Lustrous (my most listened to song on YT Music for 3 years running)

Read Or Die

Noir

Akudama Drive

Orb: On The Movements Of The Earth

And for something that isn’t weeb shit, Psych

I wish it didn’t have to be

[Bracket City]
April 15, 2025

https://www.theatlantic.com/games/bracket-city/

☠️ hard mode!

Rank: 👑 (Kingmaker)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 82
🎯 Minimum Required: 75

Total Score: 91.5
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Mixed up my big numbers, fml

Money for Dope in my ass