Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
“Person, woman, man, camera, tv”
If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid’s voice.
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Get a properly sized pickup truck covered in dings and scratches showing you actually utilize the thing. Your penis is huge and you’ve got balls of steel! A paragon of masculinity!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Yeah! Fuck lawns!
Better get out your pitchfork
Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?
I think it sounds like a great idea. Then Trump and his very best friends can all move to DJTEEZUS and live together on a raft they’ve built out of kfc buckets and 2 liter soda bottles, provided they sign an agreement to stay in their Exclusive Economic Zone and never make landfall.
I’m even happy to suggest they receive weekly air drops of hamberders, sunscreen, and maga hats paid for by Trump’s voter base.
That person seems to be underestimating how difficult it is to keep a pocketful of dust safe at the splash pad!
According to the internet, she turns 35 in October.
For me it was craigslist. I spent $20 on a 32" Vizio that came with a useless Comcast remote so then I spent $6 online on a replacement Vizio remote. I did see some larger dumb tvs listed for more money as well.
I bet she makes a spicy gasoline spaghetti though!
There’s temporary tattoos printed on the wrapper!
There’s transferable smudgy skin dyes printed… you know what, nevermind.
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ You’ve got rainbow lightning bolts on your shirt, you’re showing all these bendy dicks, and I think you told me to die?? Your wall was flipping me off!! Then you mentioned guns and I started to feel safe again until you called me a twat?? There’s something gay about all this, I just know it!!
Everyone has the potential for improvement and you’re just getting better with time <3
I believe the jury wasn’t even allowed to know about the “you’re fucked” inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he’s pointing his gun at you, “you’re fucked” but somehow that’s not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.