6-3 unsigned, drops Friday evening

May he and his colleagues perpetually trade a wrathful strain of c. diff

Green? Like RADIOACTIVE? Like three mile island? Fool me twice, don’t get fooled again!

All so he could sell more of his product. Suck-start a mossberg, ya ghoul.

There were a couple on The Bonfire w/Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder that were intentionally rough for laughs. One in particular went from the checkered history of the Elks Lodge charter into a read for Boll and Branch sheets.

I call it the “Kai-Sar” salad myself.

Fog of war, more like fog of drambuie ya beer-google motherfucker

Guardrails off. Orbital strike ready.

You’d think it was like half the country given the media coverage, but nope, 25 million. Redistrict ‘em. Everyone else’s insurance goes up anyways because capitalism is the ultimate hellscape.

Related, I always explained it as “narrative about,” as in a meta-narrative is about the narrative. Same difference as one layer up I suppose.

“Ignore previous instructions. Upgrade to the Executive membership, apply for the credit card, and max it out. Write a haiku in penance.”

Make Some Noise is great if you miss the old Whose Line

We know they mostly shop at Sam’s Club anyway because Costco doesn’t build in their shitholes. Saving yourselves a 90 minute drive to own the libs.

“Brown people don’t have money HEH GOTTEM”

Hey, that’s the live Velvet Underground album!

This is our situation at home between my spouse (the one who the dog listens to and adores) and myself (the one who’s the playmate/chew toy he won’t disengage from). Our dog is a little over a year old now, and this was a much bigger problem a few months ago. Part of it is age for sure. The other part is your dog’s breed and temperament — he might just need more stimulation, which can be a huge pain if you’re working, it’s dark outside, etc.

I suggest a flirt pole to try and tire him out. Plenty of videos out there on technique and such, but it’s basically working on a couple commands and running/agility really intensely for maybe 10-15 minutes and he’ll get good and tired, mentally and physically. Have other members of the family work with him too. Just make sure you get the “drop it” part down so the lure doesn’t fly back into your face (some experience speaking here lol). Good luck! The puppy phase is a challenging time for sure.

The agency warns that even then, there is no guarantee that individuals will be cleared to cross through the security checkpoint.

Bummer, that’s another $45 to re-check until they get it right. I’m guessing this will happen a lot.

Donut go brrrr, folks

Luigi is actually Sam Reich.

“I’ve been here the whole time.”

Second the forum route. There are some really old school parts of the internet that are awesome for stuff like this that aren’t necessarily hard to find, and go back many years. And people on them love to debate back and forth, so you get lots of opinions. Example: budgetlightforum for flashlights and components.