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  • Literally nobody wants conservative garbage in office. The party of liars and frauds always defanging enforcement of laws and regulations and everyone knows because we have been talking about it since that Liar War George WMD Bush and housing crash that he did.

    Every chance we had at reigning in the psychopathic elites was thwarted by the Conservatives ONLY.

    The white dudes sold half of my generation to a liar war and the other half to crippling debt. So we voted in a black man and they revolted by selling out to foreign enemies to steal an election because they got caught stealing 2000 with the Brooks Brothers Riot.

    The party of garbage is being taken out and the midterms show it. Polls are garbage and we don’t answer them because we want them to look like assholes like we did during the mid terms AND 2024.

    What’s their plan? Ruin our lines of communication from now until 2024 by buying and destroying media in a way that looks like incompetence.

    They might go and get crazy and attack the country again OR start pretending they’re Democrats - they already do.

    Look at Ron ShitSandwich. Total incompetent shit bag. And he’s only 44. Plenty of time to get worse.








  • theyresocool@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldYeehaw
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    11 months ago

    I be a rootin tootin shootin damn fool protectin my chips, all of a sudden I heard somebody rumblin the bushes, stop my horse WHOAAAA NELLY!

    Who in the bushes? You better speak out or imma let my shotgun song sing out!

    Who’s this, I hope it aint the law, jump out the bushes with my sawed off shotgun

    Come on out right now I’m gettin angry took a step back cuz it could get dangerous

    Please don’t shoot it’s me Thug Queen the horse stealer!

    Then why the hell is you hiding in them bushes?

    I’m wanted in 4 counties for armed robbery, killed 2 sheriff’s, 6 of his best men want my head, stole two horses, thought you were the law so I jumped in the bushes

    Goodness.