trabpukcip [he/him]

Ah yes, the American people will be fortunate enough to see their leader a second time during an election year. Only in the freest country on earth so we have such unfettered access to our politicians

I like that the radio dials/screen look like a paw

In the US too

My brother isn’t anywhere near the bad and I still only text him a few times a year; talk even less. That’s the nice thing about growing up, you can choose to ignore your family

Just a dumb oaf through and through

If these Christians are trying to expedite the apocalypse anyway, why are they so angry at people they think are causing it

tfw no sons debate

Came here to post this emote

A word that identifies the user as an “insider” is shibboleth

Maybe you can, have you tried?

You have to balance the right amount of “please hire me, I’m ever so obedient and servile” groveling with the right amount of “actually I’m so qualified you would be lucky to have me” humblebrag

What a cool bird

It’s a good day for some absurdist desantis content

He looking at that guy like that guy looking at that meat

Yeah this is just Full Metal Jacket thrown over a ds9 meme template

Edit, cw: depictions of war crimes

Is fake

For anyone who didn’t know who tf this lady is, she’s the governor of an even more fake than usual state, South Dakota

Imagine being the unfortunate low ranking schmuck who has to pretend to make nice with this ghoul

While I am enjoying the riffs on that mediocre vehicle, it’s standard auto detailing 101 to not wash a car in direct sunlight. The evaporating water leaves water spots, and the additives in the water (soaps, waxes) can make it worse. Once when I was 17, I washed and waxed my dark color truck in 100°f California sunlight and the wax baked on and completely dissolved the clear coat of the truck before I could buff it off. So one side of the truck was glossy (buffed in time) and the other side was matte (buffed too late)

I’ll take burning to death, please and thank you