maybe 9/11 was just a marketing ploy for general motors to increase white male anxiety and sell more big pickup trucks ten years later

Tips for engaging with the US Military

if they live by u, like on a base, this is some good stuff to do. I can’t confirm or deny if I or my friends have engaged in any of this:

• feed them dog treats: u can dress up like ur handing out free samples at the mall, and give the service members dog treats. it’s pretty fun

• pretend ur out of gas: this is my personal favourite. somewhere near base pretend to have run out of gas. eventually a bunch of jarheads will show up to help you push ur car, stay inside slightly riding the brake. they’ll keep trying, let them, but just like really wear them out. for a fun twist, start ur car after they get exhausted and drive away flipping them off

• set up online dates with them and then don’t show up. this one’s just funny and obvious

• send terrible Grindr guys to their room: only do this to bad guys on Grindr but this is also really funny

honestly this gives me the good idea about dating zionists to scam free drinks off them. that’s not a bad idea at all like, i can totally be into “isreal” for like an hour, and then once he’s spent like $200 on my drinks be like…

psych 😛

from the river to the sea :3

after that he will wanna not talk to me anymore, which is honestly perfect. free drinks

Oki so usually I vote for my man

Juan Guaido

because if the US wants him to be pres of something so bad, well they might as well elect him.

but this year I’m too disgusted and over everything to even do a joke so I actually just threw it away :3

over 31,184 palestinians are dead today, I started out marching with my city and doing everything I could, thousands of us did but nothing changed, and now they’re going after Latin Americans more aggressively than I’ve seen in my life, I hate this place.

so I couldn’t even bring myself to make a joke this year

ya it really fucks with me mentally. nobody else in my entire life treats me that way (i left my own family over abuse/bigotry a long time ago), and like, idk. i guess i should’ve gotten out of it sooner probably, i just have very low self esteem

thanks everybody for all the replies :3

i know he always like attributes this behaviour to “mental health” (his exact term not mine), and like, i can probably see that, that could very well be true, but at the same time, he always makes time for the needs of his parents (who hate me and call me a “man playing dress up”, i’m not, i’m a woman, and no i don’t look like a guy, they’re just assholes who know i’m trans so they say that anyways, and even if i did look like a guy i’m a woman so it shouldn’t matter, and he doesn’t stand up to them for me), so he’ll like prioritise his parents’ needs for stuff but never do anything for me.

when we’re together he kinda always encourages me to drink a lot (for the obvious reason guys do that with girls), and that’s also like really unhealthy for me and not really something i want in my life anymore.

and he told me “well i’ll never choose you over my parents” in so many words, and it’s like, alr dude, well peace ig, idk. i think i’ll just kinda not see him for a few weeks and see if he says anything.

anyways thanks y’all i’m glad i have this place, i just needed to vent ig lol :3 <3

I mean according to the Bible I guess they’re from “Tanki” and not liberal?!?

that’s the way to do it :3

wow that’s at least nice the wages are tied to inflation. I think the average raise among my friends was around 2% lol

i saw this amazing AP headline the other day

Who wouldn’t like prices to start falling? Careful what you wish for, economists say

lmfao omg the prices are gonna fall but at what cost?!?!?!

i do this, people can do this! lots of americans (mainly the white ones) just suck and are angry at eachother :( but in my mostly mexican neighbourhood, people frequently invite eachother over to parties and things

you really don’t wanna see the survey where they asked how many of them wanna be Andrew Tate

I’m not optimistic about the future

but at what cost?!?

What’s even funnier is like they failed to catch something like 80% of the weapons snuck through in undercover testing a few years ago lol. so they’re not even good at it.

one of the things that cracks me up about the bolting the pilot in the cockpit thing… Latin American airlines don’t do that. the pilot will come out, have nachos, go to the bathroom, and you know why?

because Latin American countries don’t conduct themselves in a manner that people wanna hijack their planes and fly them into buildings

I used to do that but I switched to other methods cause it was too hard on my throat personally

it’s always such a kick in the face when I go from Mexico to the US. I usually sink into a depression for the first two weeks or so due to the isolation and just kinda oppressive feeling of the United States.

usually the customs officers don’t hassle me much because I’m white but tsa is always happy to help themselves to a groping, which is why I typically do not fly in the US. usually I cross in tijuana so I can deal with sane and pleasant mexican authorities instead of like getting groped for my sunscreen or whatever insane shit the US be smoking this week

that’s a really good point honestly

thamk u everybody :3

I have a pretty unpopular trake on this state among MLs anyways lol. I think it’s really important with California to remember that most of the problems in CA are pretty much problems in all of the US. Horrific anti homeless policies, selling out to business and developers, racist cops, unaffordable housing, are problems in most of the US.

Also note I live in a lower middle income neighbourhood of proletarian people of colour, mostly Hispanic and Black factory workers, landscapers, and construction workers. I don’t live in the rich bay area.

At the same time there are material benefits to living here and a lot of the conservative out of state talking points are to obscure that.

1. Is demographics. I can’t stand too many white people concentrated together. I can’t eat at Applebee’s every day.
2. Is working conditions. Most the US doesn’t have overtime after 8 hrs, lunches, or anti discrimination laws. Wages are way higher.
3. The state medical insurance is actually really good it’s just means tested really low, so it’s unavailable to most people.
4. Quality of life, public spaces, things like hiking and stuff are accessible.

That all makes it like materially better than a lot of the US, tho with the problems it has, it still ISN’T GOOD, and it’s not likely to get better either. That being said I’ve lived in a lot of states and have friends all over the US and I do think it’s important to remember you’ll have all the same problems in Texas with none of the good things, and I do value my community with eloteros and fruit carts more than like, racist pickup truck neighbours.

If the Chinese authorities are persecuting him you know what I have to say to that? Good.

Christian missionaries all deserve Sentinel Island treatment. Wherever there were colonizers they were a step ahead of or just behind them.

YES

I had family who was involved in being Christian “missionaries” in Uganda, they successfully got the death penalty instituted for gay people. they would always complain about how they couldn’t get away with shit in China, to which I say, thank goodness.

also if that person is involved in human trafficking, why on earth would I care what happens to him. the survivors of trafficking will have to live with that damage the rest of their lives, if they even survive. so who cares about him