Because I saw this lemmy post this morning I added “fried mozzarella sticks” to the order when my teenager talked me into taking him to Arby’s. I strongly suspect yours were better but I’m still happy I had them. Thank you.

I’ve been telling this joke for 40ish years. I don’t remember where I first heard it. Sounds a bit like a Johnny Carson original.

Lemme ask ya something, Norm. If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?