UPF intake, derived from food-frequency questionnaires administered every 4 years

I guess it’s the best data available but it’s not that useful to check once every 4 years based on what people remember.

3 beans for the elves. They must be making three bean salad. Dwarves are making chili. Men are making a 9 bean soup. Sauron is going to enjoy some hummus.

I feel lucky that I’ve found hobbies where I enjoy the practicing instead of the results. Everything I’ve tried with a goal is mind has eventually been dropped, but the ones that I enjoy regardless of results have stuck around. Eventually I even got good at some.

I almost would always want to see a pornograph more than a tax return.

Taxes folder.

If there were, the reiki hospitals would be a little more hands off with young boys.

Only 8? That’s barely halfway to God’s will.

Sliders if you’re going to White Castle, the head of the local ruler if not.

Education is compulsory until the pupa stage is over.

Always read the plaque

Hyper or meh keys would be a good use.

If you’re angry and your only identity is parent, then maybe you’d dream up some scenarios where you can combine the two.

The CD head guy can bring some tunes.

In a second message, Epstein — who died in 2019 in a maximum-security cell while awaiting trial,

Glossing over that just a bit.

An APAP has made a big difference in my sleep, but there’s still days where I suck at being unconscious. Next day is caffeine, naps, and grace.

It’s more of a rhythm game anyway.

Aluminum. But I could see well maintained and sealed wood for a different sensation.

Oils and greases are lubes, they’re just not good to use with latex. And crisco is a food, and it’s generally safe to put in either end. The bat didn’t come with balls, so there was no pregnancy risk for him, so no latex barriers were used. Crisco comes in 16 oz cans, so an long as you have that much, you’re probably good to go for a wide range of objects and bodies. Of course, work with the recipient to ensure it’s enough during the scene. It wasn’t their first rodeo and there was some other prep involved.

After 10000 years, I’m tree and it’s time to conquer Middle Earth.

(I’m not super strong in Tolkien lore, but I think it took 10000 years to get to the Age of the Trees and I shoehorned that into Rita Repulsa’s line.)

Two things I’ve learned from the kink scene are: 1) adherence to a beauty standard is neither necessary nor sufficient to have a great time 2) how much crisco it takes to put most of a baseball bat into a dude (~10 oz).