I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

  • Bob
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    3 months ago

    My go-tos are:

    • I have to see a man about the pipes
    • I have to make a long visit (usually say that one in Dutch)
    • I have to do some paperwork
    • I’m off to sit on the throne