“Were not crazy, you are! We just imagine cannibalism as we drink wine and eat crackers that are supposed to be Jesus Meals™ and we believe in an invisible man that knows everything but relies on your actions and punishes you for eternity for stupid shit. Now either eat your Jesus Meal™ or get in the damn police car, you godless heathen!”
One of my favorites is how we’re all made in His image, but if you go to his mansion at the Vatican, he’s so disgusted by Women’s exposed arms (and thus his own), he has his servants to make them buy Vatican flags to cover up with.
“Were not crazy, you are! We just imagine cannibalism as we drink wine and eat crackers that are supposed to be Jesus Meals™ and we believe in an invisible man that knows everything but relies on your actions and punishes you for eternity for stupid shit. Now either eat your Jesus Meal™ or get in the damn police car, you godless heathen!”
One of my favorites is how we’re all made in His image, but if you go to his mansion at the Vatican, he’s so disgusted by Women’s exposed arms (and thus his own), he has his servants to make them buy Vatican flags to cover up with.
“Your body is a temple; a nasty, rotten, sexy, disease-riddled temple that needs to be hidden and condemned.”
He needs to take a look in the Mirror.
To be clear, I made up that quote. It was intended to be satirical.