OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoI guess you could say it runs in my jeanslemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1526arrow-down1122
arrow-up1404arrow-down1imageI guess you could say it runs in my jeanslemmy.worldOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareAkasazhlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoOh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too: ‘I’m snorkeling for clams and doesn’t matter if I wanna be, don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny’
minus-squarePanoptiDon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoDoes your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoDoes she look pregnant although she’s not?
Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she’s not?