“My phone screen is strong as hell and the shell is waterproof af, I’m waist deep in shitmud and it’s been raining for 9 days straight and I can still bang off a tweet!”
“I’m getting cell service on a Caparthian Mountain pass? Tight. I’d rather have shoes made of not cardboard and my friends dragged off by wolves during the night, but I can still bang off a tweet!”
“I’m going to get out of this fucking train and carry the artillery to the front line. Hey, geniuses, how about a standard rail guage?”
“My phone screen is strong as hell and the shell is waterproof af, I’m waist deep in shitmud and it’s been raining for 9 days straight and I can still bang off a tweet!”
“I’m getting cell service on a Caparthian Mountain pass? Tight. I’d rather have shoes made of not cardboard and my friends dragged off by wolves during the night, but I can still bang off a tweet!”
“I’m going to get out of this fucking train and carry the artillery to the front line. Hey, geniuses, how about a standard rail guage?”