Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

  • roux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    We used to have a restaurant called “Sevens” because everything was $7. After a while they upped the prices and changed the name to the owner’s name instead.

    I always wished they would have just updated their name to reflect inflation. So like 2 years after they opened they should have changed the name to “Eights” for example.

    The had bangin’ mozzarella sticks too. They were just whole ass string cheese sticks with deep fried tempera batter. Probably one of the most American foods I’ve had.