Just make him a deal at his trial that he can never run for office again, but he gets his Twitter back. There’s a good chance he takes it up.

For the sake of unity, I propose a lottery to determine the person who pulls the cord on the , and will let them make the decision.

A communist revolution rehabbing him and his new self just makes funny comments, hates on conservatism and writes wacky poetry would be possibly the best outcome.