KoboldKomrade [he/him]

Some aide should “accidentally” give him 10x the dose. Either it’ll pop his heart or it’ll be the cure to dementia we’re looking for.

The only positive thing was every frame of Biden is a new facial expression.

There are no ethical ads.

The insurance industry does some good finally.

I’d be mad if they were at fault and they weren’t hurt. Like if you’re going to be accidentally involved with a senator, at least make it so their biography has to say “They died rear-ending Joe Dingus, a random man on his way to pick up his son.”

Someone steals $10 worth of bread? I kill them with hammers. I have $300 worth of bread I didn’t sell? I toss it and write it off on my taxes.

It’s to stop employee theft because they pay so low theft is the only way to compensate yourself fairly.

Knowing Hellworld, this will somehow be allowed. Knowing how much Liberals slobber over IP protections, this will not be allowed.

So it’ll be like every other EULA, full of blatantly illegal and unenforceable shit that the average user has to be subject to but Big Company My Dad Gave Me will be able to get around it.

Good luck. They bungled the transition earlier, allowed people to just claim accounts, and then had a 2 MONTH waitlist to get help.

Also, please do not move turtles unless they are immediately in danger or in your way. They’re probably fine and just goofing around (laying eggs, moving, or looking for food).

Hitler and Hamas drink water. Are you going to stoop to their level, LEFTIST???

One of the Ledditors called it “innocent”. I love dogs. Most dogs are innocent. Police/Military dogs are abused to the point where they are incredibly violent.

Unilateral peace treaty when you lost a war is a good bit idea.

Seriously, I’d post that as a JOKE. I could fix it in paintnet in like 3 minutes and I don’t know jack about image editing.

I thought of more “paperwork” tasks at first. ET but he’s really into making sure your Space Tax forms are 100% correct. You didn’t forget to get a permit for that Ion Cannon did you?

Ultimately, I think leftist thought might be the most immune to the culture thought of aliens deciding to show themselves (or us finding them). Liberals would crash the market instantly and turn on each other on an international level (Every one of them would want THEIR nation to be first contact) and fascists would use it to justify a one world fascist government. Religious but philosophically dead freaks would break down mentally (IE most american christians simply are not ready for the idea of intelligent life off world).

Aliens don’t inherently mean anything to leftist ideas. Sure a overall “good” future leftist government(s) could botch contact real bad. But if Lenin knew there were little green men 10 million light years away that couldn’t even talk to us, would it have changed anything?

Ultimately, aliens existing doesn’t mean anything to the material conditions on earth, unless they can directly effect us (IE, give us tech, destroy us, etc etc). Hell even if we learned that the aliens were Space Hitler, it still wouldn’t mean much. It’d be concerning, and liberals and fash would use it to say we should follow their lead, but it’d be pretty irrelevant to humans by itself (unless they’re in orbit but that’d be another concern).

The rules are made up over here in America.

Can’t wait for him to get the “felon” label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.

Do not boom.

I did hear someone say that these subs tend to cost 2x what the one these nerds are going down in. So here’s hoping that 2x savings owns them.