With thousands of people in the video game industry losing their jobs - including developers who made successful games - I think my energy is best spent elsewhere. Namely, making an endless series of 90-minute-long videos in which I call every new popular piece of media “woke” unless it features Gina Carano looking straight into the camera and saying slurs. And see? That’s a woman, so you can’t even call me sexist because I can name at least one.
the actual thing wrong with the new assassins creed is that it costs $130 for the full game
false, it costs $0![emoji pirate-jammin pirate-jammin](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/55c52773-bf1d-4116-9c94-8a912196752f.gif)
that’s like hextuple-a videogame![emoji niko-wonderous niko-wonderous](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/635693e7-9112-4f5d-8226-84d98a13dcd7.png)
probably includes some “thoughtful” in game adverts
What are they even going to advertise? Have a mission take place in a Kikkoman factory?