Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up12.04Karrow-down130 cross-posted to: clevercomebacks@feddit.uk
arrow-up12.01Karrow-down1imageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square66fedilink cross-posted to: clevercomebacks@feddit.uk
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up213·6 months agoif you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up79·6 months agoIs this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·6 months agoOnce a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18·6 months agoElon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·6 months agoIf Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-squarehessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 months agoI thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoThis is my new favorite insult.
minus-squarestoicwisesigma@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down49·edit-26 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoElon? Is this your account?
minus-squaresp3tr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up20·6 months agoBetter hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months agogoddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
minus-squaremEEGal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agogood thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoBut only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
minus-squareCoffeeJunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months ago…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
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Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂