Watching Elon and his fart sniffers try to survive the “real world” would be very funny in a dark way
Fury Road but all Cybertrucks
Driving my cybertanker to cryptofarm and gamertown to trade 400 year old witch hentai for my respirator themed autocrat. Witness me.
Elon to equally clueless entourage: “Hey anybody know how this thing works?” *points at can opener*
their guards will definitely eat them once money loses value and they’re stuck in their little bunkers
One of my fav Chris Hedges interviews was on how he learned about the many times security forces in the collapsing Yugoslavia just straight up kidnapped their employers and ransomed them or just killed them and stole their shit.
When you need actual skills to survive a mad max world of your own creation but you’re just a pathetic nepo baby
oh no way, the circus is in town
They drive like someone who shat their pants walks
