• Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    5 months ago

    I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:

    1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

    3/4 cup vegetable oil.

    4 large eggs.

    1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

    3/4 cups butter or margarine.

    1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

    2 cups all purpose flour.

    Don’t forget garnishes such as:

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    1 cup lemon juice.

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    9 large egg yolks.

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    1 cup granulated sugar.

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    2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

    2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

    1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

    1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

    3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

    1 large rhubarb.

    1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

    2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

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