Murderer!

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    How fast can a little old lady move with a pot of boiling water that requires you to “stand your ground” instead of just… walking out the front door?

    They always assume the worst too, she had the pot of water in her hands and saying weird religious shit = zomg she was going to kill me!

    • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      Cop: Hey, could you turn off that pot of boiling water?

      Lady in her own home: Sure.

      Cop: OH SHIT, SHE’S COMING RIGHT AT US!