J.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problem

silence7@slrpnk.net · edit-2 3 months ago

J.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problem

BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Headlines are getting wild.

mad_asshatter@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Dolphins, monkeys, cats, couches, no dead dogs yet.

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago

yet.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

I missed the cat thing. What did Jorkin Dapeanus Vance do to a cat?

cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Preeeeettty sure his name is Jance Dance Vance, and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

That looks like the titular character from Xavier Renegade Angel

✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

“I said I had enough of that at school…” -Lance Vance

mad_asshatter@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

google childless cat ladies, it’s legacy.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Watch it turn out he was part of the zoosadist group from awhile back.

aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social · 3 months ago

CW: animal cruelty

spoiler

From the article:

The test involved 48 beagles and evaluated an analog of the neurotransmitter creatine. Due to toxicity of the test substance, 15 dogs had to be put down. Two more were found dead in the lab.