I thought fascist westoid countries were obsessed with making babies? Even doubly more so if they have S+ tier athlete genes.
They run this story every year but it’s really not true. The cardboard beds aren’t meant to prevent fucking, nor could they. They’re just meant to be biodegradable
Yeah they even ordered like 200k condoms to pass out to athletes
I ate the onion on that then.
Happens to us all sometimes
Why are they making disposable beds in the first place?
Well yeah that’s a whole different question. For some reason the Olympics sites are built for the one event and then usually just left to rot, instead of this just being a new hotel that’ll be used for many years (or even just an already existing hotel)
Paris doesn’t need 15,000 new beds
Speaking as someone who has never been able to afford a new bed my entire life I can categorically state that isn’t true
Imagine thinking that you need a bed to fuck.
Can’t risk pissong off the advertisers. If the Olympics gets a reputation for being a greek style event people might get offended.
Imagine if it was inspired by an event in which the athletes were all naked, that sure would be scandalous
I’m obsessed in the opposite direction, I wish I was an olympian!
I know I did everything wrong with my life
Should have glowed up during school not after
I’m not aware that they’re doing this? I’m pretty sure I’ve read articles about how many free condoms they give out at the athlete’s village.
If this is about the cardboard beds, they’re just meant to be biodegradable and less impactful. They’re perfectly sturdy enough to fuck in. Here’s a US rugby player demonstrating in Tokyo: link
They’re perfectly sturdy enough to fuck in. Here’s a US rugby player demonstrating in Tokyo: link
Shit, and here I thought it was gonna break.
We need the Olympics of FUCKING. Top tier athletes just getting down and dirty with medals awarded for style and form.
Bit idea: Eddie the Eagle but for the fucking olympics
Sweden is on it, give it a couple of years
I wish all people in all countries were as sex-positive as those horny olympic athletes with their 400,000 condomsI think in part because a lot of them don’t bother with condoms and there have been STD epidemics at Olympic villages before
The olympics is importing gamers and hoping that they smell so bad that olympians dont want sex.
people saying this isn’t happening, but what about the ai anti sex beds ?
Edit: ok so actually it turns out the ai is being used to supposedly make the bed more comfortable based on different athlete’s body type. I’m not sure if I believe it actually makes it more comfortable but the intent isn’t to stop people from having sex
This would also imply that the French think sex only occurs on beds. The French………
It’s not really about fascism. The very intense athletes have rituals and superstitions as well as legitimate health/training regimes that may include refraining from fucking before a game. I mean, fucking will make you tired as hell, so it’s understandable. Parasocial fans want to make sure their favorites have the most advantage. Or perhaps they have $5000 on draft kings in favor of a player and are shitting themselves because said player is exhausted from nutting.
As for the bed thing, those were just speculation and jokes. The olympic village is notorious for being full of sex.
Playing basketball after nutting is not a lot of fun. I can’t imagine trying to box against a motherfucker or trying to lift weights.
The virgin Sex-having Boxer vs the chad Celibate Boxer
Volcel pledge wins yet again
Have everyone rub one out before a match, in the name of fairness
clearly foreign adversaries are trying to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids
Xi sneaks in and steals the used condoms to make super soldiers, I knew it.
I can hear Donald Trump saying “cumjacking Xi Jinping” in my head now, thanks
Deranged Cum Thief Xi Jinping has stolen another load from our big beautiful olympians!
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Wow so brave -500 social credit score xD
so the anti-sex-bed, despite being a bit of a canard, had the initial legitimacy because there were actually discouraging sex and all other interpersonal contact in the tokyo olympics cause covid was still being taken somewhat seriously
the cardboard bed reappearing is making a rerun circuit, without any context that’d make it seem more legit.
but anyway am i the only one who thinks the cardboard bed–>recyclable thing is ridiculous? like whatever i’m sure they actually are, but in what world is a commodity as simple and reusable as a fucking bedframe something that needs to be recycled? just make normal ones and put them somewhere else when you’re finished? its not like they throw the entire games in recyclable buildings so what’s this shit about single-use beds? personally i suspect its just a bit cheaper. e: not that much cheaper since apparently 2+ olympic athletes can jump & hump on them but still
It’s a lot of beds, I don’t think there’s demand for 15,000 shitty beds in Paris
they’re nonperishable items they can be transported to somewhere where there’s a demand.
Bet they’re a lot of hotel/hostel beds on Paris in worse conditions.
hiring haulers costs ten dollars an hour!!! imagine the costs, twenty whole dollars!!!
They’re trying to protect the jobs of the vital cum harvester sector
??? there isn’t any obsession
They keep running the anti-sex bed bs and I fell for it
you fool they handed out like 400,000 condoms and you think no one is having sex?? i’m posting this FROM the cardboard bed that I just fucked in
That’s a lot of condoms.
250,000 of them are specifically earmarked for my use as I will be fucking and sucking every male athlete in the Olympic Village so its actually not as many as you think!!!
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