Look you can’t just post the human pet guy
I’m not gonna pay attention to any of post’s actual content, because once I see the profile pic and the name I just immediately go “HOLY SHIT IT’S THE HUMAN PET GUY” and my brain just shuts the fuck off
wait wait wait wait wait the what guy?
edit: I regret my choices
Started out like “oh it’s just petplay fetish stuff” and I could see someone that is really into it being like “well why can’t I go outside, it’s not hurting anybody?” And then it just kept going down hill from there. With the volcel police’s juristiction was larger.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Man I missed that bot.
Could you fill me in on this?
EDIT: No longer need filling in, in any context. I am full.
Honestly, “transfemininity enthusiast” doesn’t make me think “chaser”, it makes me think “transgender healthcare’s equivalent to Dr. House, who has also gone full-on Bone Wars with third-gender burial sites, regularly writes 300-page linguistics theses on neopronouns, and has a full library at home of books written by trans women, lavishly decorated with commissioned paintings by transfeminine artists depicting key figures and moments in transfeminist history — not because thon is a trans woman, nor because thon sexually fetishizes trans women, but literally just because transfemininity is thon’s decades-long (and surprisingly not creepy) hyperfixation”.
And honestly, if that’s what “transfemininity enthusiast” meant, valid.
That sounds so cool ngl, I wanna meet this transfeminity enthusiast
“Oh so you’re a transfemininity enthusiast? Then name me three transfem authors who specifically address issues of where trans and class issues intersect. I’ll wait”.
The word “chaser” really doesn’t make the cut for me anymore to accurately describe those pieces of shit. There needs to be a better word that truly encompasses the pure rot that oozes out of them.
Ah, cool, we now have a new analog to “ACTUALLY! it is technically ephebophilia and not pedophilia”
Holy fuck that’s literally what this is
“B-but trans girls can consent!” - blahaj zoner, probably
human pet guy moment
Wait, holy shit, it actually is the human pet guy
hey human pet guy. i hate him so much.
This is why Hexbear is protected by heroes.
Didn’t we have a drawn-out struggle session in regards to whether the bunny cop was a bastard or not?
All cops are bunnies.
hello my pronouns are stalker/stalking/offender
[Chase/Her]
Chaser pride flag:
This reminds me of the leg status flag from leftypol’s /ukraine/ general threads.
entirety of the Isle of Man is cancelled
Would be really nice if people would quit fetishizing others’ immutable traits.
It would also really help if they
CW: SA, transphobia, pedo shit
did not open up conversations with lines like “dick or no dick”, would not DM underage users on trans subreddits and act offended when they tewll them “bro, i’m literally 15”, and would not say it’s “not transphobic” to post your list of body traits you do not like in trans men to a trans meme sub. Chasers are the fucking worst, i genuinely hate these people more than i hate other transphobes. At least JKR never sexually harassed me.
But I’m attracted to men.
But are you fetishizing them for being men or just attracted to them and fetishizing them dressing sexy-like?
Hmm
This is the human pet guy right?
Yeah
I thought that name was familiar
Could someone explain the “human pet” reference? Sounds techbro-tier creepy.
The short version is he made a reply on tumblr that was so unhinged that he became notorious, and people realized that he is constantly making insane posts that are a perfect combination of skeezy, self-serious, stupid, and bizarre. The thing to understand about him is that he likes the attention, but he really is genuinely like this.
I just argued with someone on a federated site that was saying that all forms of sex work, no matter how economically coerced the sex workers are, are only just as bad as any other kind of economic coercion.
If that’s your rubrik, then whatever your opinion of Johns is, it should consistently be applied to anyone who ever buys any product or uses any service.
I think both such liberals are creepy on a parallel wavelength.
Good morning Ulysses :)
HOLY CRAP NEW EMOJI!
yooooooo
They just keep getting better!
Yeah dialectics, Mr. T!
Here’s the comment I posted the context for him being called human pet guy in, read at your own risk https://hexbear.net/comment/3776505
I don’t think this is a kink thing. he actually just wants to own a slave.
it feels like its kind of just both
4 layers of warnings later
(CW: excerpts of bazinga slaver fetishist)
spoiler
Surgically modified human pet - IT - IT’S a feeemale - ITS genitals and ITS boobies have been covered up - you’re irrationally prejudiced
dog your mental health so did not need this
e: for that matter, neither did mine
roll 2d4 points of sanity damage, and make an intelligence roll to avoid a persistent mania.
Nice, Call of Cthulu uses lower rolls is better rules. So the true horror of reality slide off of your mind and you keep it together with a critical success.
Sorry, I forgot you want to fail intelligence rolls, essentially being too stupid to fully understand the implications of what you see.
That feel when going through 4 layers of content warnings.
me to myself: oh hell yes this is going to suck so hard, i can’t wait to see what fun shapes the psychic bruises are!
me mere moments later: why. why. what the fuck. why
What is this about a human pet?
Cybersmith is a very odd person who's either been doing an incredibly extended bit for the last few years or is genuinely just this bizarre. This is the post that earned him the moniker "human pet guy"
seriously, you'll regret reading this
I've even cut off the worst bits and you'll still regret reading this
this is an incredibly unchaste post but if you really want to read it it's here:
☣️ Cognitohazard detected ☣️
I regret doubting you, that was so bad what the fuck
Count yourself lucky that I censored the worst section because ngl that bit is really disgusting
Its like, really bad. I get that we’re pro kink and stuff but like, no. That’s too much
it’s cause it’s a masturbatory fantasy from someone who just wants ownership of someone without any qualifications. dude is looking for an actual slave and I hope to god he doesn’t find one.
Like I would be able to get it if he ran a kink blog, but no, instead he just goes around posting about what are obviously his kinks entirely un CWed in random threads and trying to claim that he’s just entirely objectively discussing the facts
This is why we support our volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Edit: I looked up the censored part and
Same. Holy fuck.
H*ck it all
What the fuck
IKR she didn’t even use it to bait us into a PPB
I want to believe this is a bit, like a parody of “Legality = Morality” types, taken to the extreme.
But on the other hand I’ve known people who had ideas not far from that.
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
Me reading the warning: “How bad could it possibly be?”
Me after reading the censored part:
There’s something deeply disturbing to me about people describing ultra-fetish comment and using childish words like “boobies”.
Censoring the word heck while talking about how having a neutered human slave in public doesn’t break the social contract or whatever is just so unnerving
