• Asafum
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    2 months ago

    My asshole body: yeah I know you peed before bed but it’s 2 hours before you need to be awake so you need to pee now. Oh the time you went to bed changed and the time you need to be up changed? Doesn’t matter, 2 hours before you need to be up I’ll wake you up to pee. Good luck getting back to sleep!