Think about it, it’s pretty funny
“Ooo touch my peepee” lmao what a dweeb.
You would never catch me doing a sex. That’s nerd shit.
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“Ooooh, harder daddy!”
there is a penis in your ass and all you can think of is your father teaching you the Mohs scale? you are not just the clown, you are the entire circus
Sex is often very hilarious. If there is no laughing during the sex I do not want it
Aheehee ahoohoo <-the sounds of having sex with a clown (the superior kind of sex)
Next time I climax during sexual intercourse I will sing “Ooh-ee, Ooh-ah-ah, ching chang, Walla Walla gangbang!” at the top of my lungs.
But of course sex is libshit and I’m not a lib so this isn’t a problem.
She ooh-we ooh-ah-ah on my ching chang til I walla walla bing bang
Gonna HONK that clown (on their red nose) till they SQUIRT (out that little flower on their shirt).
the “giggling too much to keep anything inserted” state is great fun ❤️
human peepee apparently sticks out all the time, not even retractable
Seems like a serious design flaw
Wait other people’s doesn’t retract?
“Peepee hard”?
More like “peepee nerd” am I right lol
(gottem)
(owned)
Physical intimacy in this economy? You want another person to touch your body? You get all the orgasms and value of their labor to get you there? Sounds pretty petty bourgeoise to me. How are you gonna be a comrade and still try and have sex? Nah man.
Sex is bourgeois decadence!
I’m a voluntary celibate
“Ooo touch my peepee”
Is that real or parody? I genuinely can’t tell
It’s real
dirt_cobra? owltate?
Oh…oh no…
Every time i look in the mirror I’m disgusted because I’m reminded that in order for me to exist, sex had to happen
speak for yourself they grew me in a lab
Luckyyy
I was part of a top secret government program to make the gayest woman alive…and this…is my story. cue dramatic intro music
record scratch You’re probably wondering how I got here
Oh you have a “boner” well I got a BONE to pick with you numbnuts, I hate you so much.
hilarious and elusive and mesmerizing, like a clown cryptid wizard
Sexcels seething rn
Sex is gross when I think too much about. Also me, gets off to pain.
It’s also hilarious how much people want sex. How they never get enough and are somehow “distracted by people’s bodies”, how hilarious. Glad I am immune to that “Sexual temptation” thing. I am Asexual.
grunting and sweating on another person what kind of gross shit is this you absolute gremlins
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