Should’ve told him that it’s a good face mask tbh

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    The closest thing to reality this guy ever gets is when the court asks him to explain his sweat gland disorder.

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      I googled this shit and all the articles are like “temporary anhidrosis is medically unheard of” but I literally didn’t sweat for like 5 years

      I didn’t have “overdose of adrenaline” though, I had “all my skin came off from sun poisoning”

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        medically unheard of

        doesn’t that just mean that it wasn’t confirmed by a professional, noted in some records, and had those records added to a pile from which statistics are drawn?

        once upon a time, I was working as a bank teller and my coworkers noticed blood on my forehead, so I went to the bathroom and yep, there was a tiny amount of blood coming out of the pores of my forehead for no apparent reason (no pain, no visible injury, etc).

        coworkers made me go to the ER, where I was eventually diagnosed with “a rash” and sent home

        I never followed up with anyone about it

        did a case of “spontaneous dermal bleeding of unknown etiology” get reported to the local health department that year? did they pass that on to the state? 🤔