“Wait so not everyone owns a palace and swans and manors??! I thought the poors chose to be poor! That’s what auntie Maggie told me! Why didn’t their parents leave them an estate??! That’s deeply irresponsible, did they spend their fortune trying to start a colony unsuccessfully like Scotland?”

“You’re telling me the woman that was hired to raise me because mummy and papa were too busy died poor? They told me she moved to a farm (and castle) in the midlands! This is an outrage”

“Get me Lord Palmerston. Oh he’s dead? Get me uncle Winston, I was told he did a fantastic job for the poors in India. Oh he’s also dead? He killed how many people??! Get me auntie Maggie, she helped the poors in the north right?? Oh she’s also dead? She did WHAT in Ireland? Is that why they hate us?? Oh good heavens, Diana was right, and my family convinced me she was an evil influence and we had her killed!”

Imagining Charles being a good natured but completely miseducated moron is a pretty funny scenario