• andxz@lemmy.world
    9·
    1 day ago

    Nevermind the purple, although it’s ugly as hell, but having that dead space in the corner doesn’t leave much room for prep work, since both ends are also basically useless for anything you actually do in the kitchen except perhaps as temporary storage. This leaves you with exactly one place to actually prep on, and it’s not exactly a large one either.

    We also know full well that the corner would be full of appliances as well, which leaves us with even less room.

    Shitty kitchen all around, imo.

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zipEnglish
    18·
    1 day ago

    Except for the purple, it is a nice kitchen.

    Purple is just the color we see least in nature. That is why it is associated with unfamiliar things like aliens, magic, lovecraftian gods, …

    So having it in your house makes you have less of an attraction with it.

    Here is the same picture, but just with a different hue:

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
    4·
    23 hours ago

    The color matches a favorite fanny pack I had worn forever in my youth. But I would not buy this house because of the cooking range hood is a recirculating type – no true vent to the outside.

  • CaptKoala@lemmy.mlEnglish
    6·
    1 day ago

    Being that purple is my favourite colour, I’m this one’s target demographic. Unfortunately I’m too poor to be purchasing real estate 🤷

  • Kalysta@lemm.ee
    5·
    1 day ago

    NGL I would love that kitchen.

    But what does the rest of the house look like.

  • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
    11·
    1 day ago

    People shit on “acceptable beige”, “agreeable gray” (aka “millennial gray”), etc. but the problem is most things that people like more are more divisive. The people that live this kitchen I’m sure LOVE this kitchen. But for everyone else it’s a pass.

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
      7·
      1 day ago

      Speaking as one of the “everyone else”, it’s not just a pass on the kitchen, but a deal-breaker for the entire house. I look at this and all I see is so many of my weekends being wasted getting it to a state that my wife and I would even consider acceptable.

  • Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world
    8·
    1 day ago

    Ngl, i love unconventional house designs like this. it hurts to look at.

    And thats exactly why I like it. I want people to enter my house and immediately get overstimulated with a headache. Every room is either a color theme or a specific style.

    “and over here we have the kawaii gamer themed room, and here we have the Punk Anarchy themed room, And to the right you will find the Lisa Frank themed bedroom…”

    • blady_blah@lemmy.world
      31·
      2 days ago

      No one did this for a flip. This reads as someone who really likes purple. That floor and countertop cost extra and someone flipping wouldn’t have spent the money on that. A flip would be boring brown or gray with the cheapest materials and crappy workmanship.

    • Snowclone@lemmy.world
      10·
      2 days ago

      Also their ‘renovations’ usually just need to be taken out or repaired to normal by the buyer as they rarely use proper licensed tradesmen, or check to see if what they’re doing is even sound for the building. I’ve seen a center brick fireplace, clearly holding up the roof, just ripped out and plastered over.

        • Snowclone@lemmy.world
          1·
          1 day ago

          They also built the existing garage into a bedroom only accessible through the back of another bedroom. I get building a hallway is more complicated, but unless you wanna feel like you’re going to Narnia every bedtime, it’s just not gonna be a sell point.

      • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        You have to be plumb crazy to own a real cuda, and that kitchen is a plumb crazy qualifier. Come back when you’re ready to fully commit to the complete cuda club experience. Maybe one day…

      • Sylvartas@lemmy.world
        0·
        1 day ago

        Yeah imo that floor is more of a deal breaker than the overabundance of purple, but then again I am a purple enjoyer (although I prefer my purple to have more blue in it)

        • FarFarAway@startrek.websiteEnglish
          1·
          1 day ago

          Idk I could see the floor with the cabinets being black maybe with an updated design. If the rest of the house was nice, I’d do it.

        • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
          1·
          1 day ago

          I like purple, but in a kitchen it seems like a bad choice. It makes it look like a toy kitchen set, kinda.

          And there is some kind of dichotomy about the floors that is off-putting. I love the look, but its like if it can’t decide if it’s trying to be elegant or bold, and it kinda doesn’t pull off either. Like… The fake marble McMansion isn’t a great vibe, but unique natural pattern with bold colors is cool af.