plays a video game about running to work and doing paperwork to satisfy the thoughts
Did you know that the Shrek expansion for Powerwash Simulator will be released tomorrow?
Do not get my hopes up like this.
Brain: Get some sleep
Body: get som sleep
Me: Seen ✓✓
Ok, time to get to bed. But first…
Oh also, this one.
Responsible part of my brain: Ok, time to get to bed.
Part of my brain in control at night: Sure thing, I just want to do something quick before that.
Responsible part: Ok maybe, just what do you want to do?
Part in control: I don’t know, just something. I’m still trying to figure out that part.
Responsible part: Maybe just get to bed?
Part in control: NO, FIRST I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO, THEN I DO IT, THEN BED!
And enjoy none of it!
If only, I wish my brain would make up his fucking mind
Just for ten minutes … four hours later … just ten more minutes
This was 100% me in BOTW.
Play video games on the exercise bike.
Playing video games while snacking
My brain while kayaking: “omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!”
My brain while cleaning said house; “omg you’re frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!”
My brain while playing games: “check behind the waterfall for loot!”
