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minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down2·1 day agoOh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 hours agoOf course she’s dead, she’s in space…
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 day agoShe’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 day agoShe’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 day agoShes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·14 hours agoShe’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoShe’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 hours agoShe’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
minus-squareKazumara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-21 day agoI suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
Fuckin’ got them! Nice.
You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
How fat is she?
She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
💖
She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
Just fat enough 😋
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least