Let me break out the world’s tiniest violin after paying $12 for the world’s most disappointing cheeseburger (and having to ask for ketchup and napkins).

I reduced my fast food consumption by like 95% right around the beginning of the pandemic and I regret nothing. Not wasting 20 minutes of my life in a drive through line for a meal that isn’t good, cheap, or healthy. It takes 3 minutes to boil ramen at home and that checks two of those boxes.