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1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
- live in Florida
- they’re free
Aren’t those alligators?
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
- And in your backyard!
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
- ???
- Profit.
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Comes with the spirit halloween set.
But where do I get a crocodile?
We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?
Would it be tacky to do this with an alligator or a caiman? Crocodiles are kind of hard to come by
Needs to have a missing arm as part of the costume.
You’d have to be a snappy dresser to pull this off
Leave memos around the party talking about your experiments, on Umbrella Corp letterhead
Spiderman S1E1 Night of the lizard
For a safer experience, you can slowly morph into a giant nose that smells crime.