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    1 day ago

    Incoming: “I’ve been the Greatest President Ever™©® for Muslims and all Arabs! They all know this, you know this, you all love me and I hate you! I mean love, it’s like a hate love which is the best! Only the best Muslim bans! Palestinians are rats!”

    News: Somehow after getting on stage, lying to and then flipping off the entire audience he still got their vote.