I don’t know about you, but this tells me that he’s never made it to third with a microphone in his life and is afraid we’ll find out.

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    Has anyone even seen Tim Walz deep throat anything? Is this really who we want in a position of power? For all we know, he gags easy.

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      That’s an excellent observation. Meanwhile, we’ve seen Trump skillfully deepthroating Purtin’s ween time and again since 2016. It’s clear he’s the man for the job.

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      I’m starting to suspect he might even have the gall to - *gag* - pleasure his wife.

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      I’ve never seen him deep throat a corn dog at a county fair, but he is Minnesotan. I assume he can unhinge his jaw for the larger-sized corn dogs.